Clothes

I was just looking at clothes online, and checked the sizing chart to see what I would need to order. There were three measurements for tank tops. For the bust size, I feel into the medium size range, my waist was in the small range, and my hips were in the extra-small range. Well then. Clearly I am abnormal. People are supposed to be one size, not three! Then I noticed a line above the size chart that said: Standard Clothing (taller than 5'4"). I laughed. So not only am I not a singular size, but I'm also too short to even count. Hysterical.